Where the meat is good

And I Will Form The Head

2007-07-19T01:49:00.000+08:00

I wonder if anybody is able to forget the first time they see robots combine.

Apart from it being the prelude of a decisive victory, what is it that brings us awe?

The realization that we are not alone? That the pieces fit? That the world actually makes sense?

Nah, it's really all in the kickass soundtracks. I kid you not.

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My Theory

2007-04-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

I have a theory that I share with some of my friends and now I'll share it here.

What if everyone in the world stop eating cows?

Cows will be able to do what they do, whatever they do and ceased to be a source of food. I have other animals to eat, wouldn't bother me much aside the occasional cow pie in the driveway.

Problem is, cows burp and fart methane. Methane is a gas that causes ozone depletion. Taking us to the equation,

if, cows /= food,
then if, given enough time
kiss the panet Earth goodbye

In the nature of self preservation, people will have to start killing cows, not for food no doubt.
Taking us to another equation,

if, cows /= food,
self preservation = cold blooded murder

Therefore, if, cows /= food,
results in either, destruction of all living things or destuction of cowkind.

There was no way to prove this theory, until today when I read that

two PETA employees , Adria Joy Hinkle 27, of 1602 Claremont Ave., Norfolk, VA, and Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of 504 Tree Top Street, Virginia Beach, VA, were arrested in June 2005, for disposing of dead animals in a shopping center's dumpster. The animals had been killed by PETA because they gave up trying to find a proper home for these animals to be placed. Police discovered 18 dead dogs, including a garbage bag containing seven puppies, in the dumpster and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. It is a common practice for PETA to euthanize healthy companion animals.

However, the North Carolina animal-cruelty trial of two PETA employees ended with a surprising result (guilty verdict for littering), but the animal rights group admitted under oath that it does, indeed, kill large numbers of animals. Our daily reports from inside the courtroom provide a rare look at one of the radical organization's most secret programs.

"Euthanasia is a better alternative to sitting in a stinking pound," Guillermo said

reference http://www.petakillsanimals.com

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Opinions

2006-12-03T23:32:00.000+08:00

An opinion is born within a mind.
What contributes to the birth of an opinion?
Facts, background facts, foreground facts, geographic facts, physic facts, fun facts, fact facts.

I'll bring my sweater to Hawaii in case it's cold there.
I can believe everything I see on TV.
I have the right to what ever opinion I have and will never be regarded to be wrong.

Dangerous opinions are those born premature without accurate facts.

He looks different, let's kill him.
I'll just stick my fingers into this socket and...
I think I should be able to fly if I flap hard enough.

Opinions are dangerous weapons of the mind yet without an opinion, we're but lost, like domestic pets.

Luckily for me, my constituancy was a walkover last General Election.

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Slaying Dragons, ok fine, slaying 1 dragon and a whole bunch of whelps

2006-11-28T22:57:00.000+08:00

Earlier this evening, Boris Brightbeard (Dwarf Priest) and Graccus (Human Paladin) from the Alliance, put away their differences with Gorebelly (Orc Warrior) and Kayleitha (Undead Rogue, me) of the Horde, and faced the mighty dragon Onyxia.

Ok fine, I know it's against the rules to play against Onyxia with both Alliance and Horde heros at the same time, but we're short of players. oh well..

Onyxia started the encounter by first targeting Graccus, the obvious threat. Paladins have access to all sorts of weapons and armours and the ability to heal making them very difficult to take down if left unchecked.

Stage 1 Onyxia with 20HP constantly targeted the Paladin, ignoring the attacks of the allies of the heros. This caused stage 1 Onyxia to lose steam quickly. All 4 heros survived stage 1.

Stage 2 Onyxia has 30HP. She quickly brought out whelp pit and summonded a small army of 6 1/1 whelps. Gorebelly responded with a demoralising shout causing the whelps to be reduced to 0/1 and relief for the other heros. However, the relief was short lived as Onyxia used another whelp pit while she destroyed the warrior's demoralising shout. 11 of the whelps targeted Graccus, enough to cause a fatal wound. The other 2 targeted the next target, Boris the Priest.

As Boris's class suggest, he is a healer. I suppose it is common sense for a dragon to take out the healers of the party first. But now The heros face an army of whelps of considerable size. This then as Kayleitha summoned Arnold Flem, a 4/2 Horde ally with the ability to deal 1 damage to all opposing heros and allies when he dies. As the dragon ignores the tiny rogue, she used Burinate to destroy all the hero's weapons, allies and abilities in play. Arnold fell as he takes the army of whelps with him while also dealing 1 dmg to Onyxia. She doesn't care.

Soon Gorebelly manages to equip a 7 cost Aranite Reaper and dealt 5 dmg as he swung, and Kayleitha equiped a 2 cost Barman Shanker and shanked an exausted Onyxia for 4 dmg and played a sinister strike for 5 dmg. 3 Heros enters stage 3.

Stage 3 Onyxia 50HP, has the ability to destroy all opposing heros when she has 20 resources. Time was against the remaining heros. Not long into stage 3, Onyxia summoned another army of whelps. Kayleitha responded by playing another Arnold Flem. Onyxia too, responded with Bellowing Roar and bounced Arnold flem. The whelps then proceeded to kill Boris.

And then there were 2. The weapons of the heros left were soon destroyed, or eaten. Kayleitha later managed to summon Arnold again, but Onyxia wasn't going to make the same mistake of killing him again. However, Kayleitha used a sinister strike on Arnold herself sacrificing her own ally to wiped out the army of whelps. A heart breaking moment. Gorebelly soon made the final blow to Onyxia and the heros were victorious. What's left of them anyway.

And that was how a dragon and a big bunch of whelps were slained. Horde pwnz.

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How to Apologise - as seen on McSweeney

2006-11-12T09:56:00.000+08:00

linky
A little introduction to McSweeney. McSweeney is a complilation of the best written nonsense in the world, dare I say Universe. You can say it's like my local newspaper only better. Warning, McSweeney is extreamly addictive.

BTW, last wednesday's zbNOW's front page was an article about stikfas producing Gainax's Neo Genesis Evagelion's mechs for their 20th anniversary next year.

Thst's possible if we made the world's first timemachine, because next year, Gainax's Neo Genesis Evagelion will only be 12.

My otaku sense was tingling.

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Wee Shu Min

2006-10-29T01:12:00.000+08:00

The title will probably get me a couple more hits to my blog.

I'm not here to discuss what she said or what he said or what everyone else said. That can be found on countless other blogs. On my blog, I do things my way. I'll talk about what contributed into the making of a wee shu min.

She claims to be and probably is an elite, leads me to believe that she has no interest and probably doesn't read comic books. Fair assumption? Ok? For us commoners, who have read things like, let's say spiderman, would know that before Benjamin Parker died, he told his nephew, Peter Parker, who is spiderman (in case some elites come across my obviously non-private blog and doesn't know this), that with great power, comes great responsibility. Immortal words of a wise man.

I agree that it's hard to believe that Wee Shu Min has never come across this quote, with great power, comes great responsibility. It is entirly possible that she has indeed heard of the pharse, but is unsure what responsibility is. Is it something you eat? But I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt and say that she's not a comic fan.

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Why We Have to Stay Vigilant

2006-10-11T23:46:00.000+08:00

There is danger everywhere. Some of those dangers are close to home. The roads are unsafe
from the practical jokers who designed them.
I mean WTH. If you're not paying attention (or actually looking both way for traffic instead of in front of you), there's a 33% chance of you either falling into the bush or walking into a lamppost.
WTH. As if we don't have enough problems.

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Name that Holiday Contest

2006-09-20T16:18:00.000+08:00

On 19 Sep 2006, a millitary coup took place in Thailand where not a shot was fired. That just suggest that the people taking part in the coup were carrying guns, and that shots could have been fired but were not. While I could not determine whether any punches were thrown or any low were blowed or even any cheese had been cut, this is not the point of this blog.

THE POINT. ok fine the point, is that after the coup the military leaders declared the day a public holiday. However, the name of this holiday is unknown or worse, this holiday may not even have a name. Therefore I shall take it upon myself to come up with a name fit for such a holiday. I've got,

"Let's-take-his-stuff-when-he's-not-around" Day
"Why-waste-bullets-when-they-only-have-staplers" Day
"My-tank-pwnz-allz" Day

I'm not saying Thaksin deserves it, I'm not saying he doesn't, I just need that stupid holiday to be named.

Anyone else with a holiday name?

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Demonstration on Demonstrations

2006-09-15T23:14:00.000+08:00

It has come to my attention that we need a demonstration on demonstration. I will call it "demonstration on operation demonstration" or DOOD.

My research on the net has led me to various intel that has never been explored.

For example, this.

My research also let me to a moot point on whether demonstrations are neccessary here.

Here, I've come to the resolution that demonstrations can be tools that nurtures our young.

Therefore, I hereby declare DOOD a success.

Maybe next time I'll commence "presentation on operation presentations" or POOP.

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Isn't it Nice When Random Things Combines into A Robot?

2006-09-12T22:30:00.000+08:00

It is time I introduced the machines of this year's super sentai. GoGo Sentai Boukenger.

Such kawaii machines, let's see, starting from the top row
1 GoGo Dump
2 GoGo Formula
3 GoGo Gyro
4 GoGo Dozer
5 GoGo Marine
GoGo vehicles 1 to 5 combines into DaiBouken

He's shy but he likes to pose. Yea flex those muscles.
Only 5 you say? Ooo even more kawaii machines!

6 GoGo Drill
7 GoGo Shovel
8 GoGo Mixer
9 GoGo Crane
10 GoGo Jet
GoGo vehicles 1 to 5 combines with 6-9 to form Super DaiBouken.

Who wouldn't like the Viking hat?
I would say good night here except there's one more

SW33T MOTHER OF COMBINING ROBOTS WOOHOO! 10 mecha combine resulting in mecha orgasm. See you next time for a less geeky blog entry. If you're that lucky...

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Goodbye Mr Hunter

2006-09-04T17:18:00.000+08:00

Mr Steve "Crikey, that's a beauty" Irwin died after a stingray barb pierced his chest while he was shooting a documentary on the Great Barrier Reef.

I for one is glad that this should be the way he went. Doing something he loves.

Would have been anti-climatic if he was to choke on a fishball and/or accidentally set fire to his kaki coloured shorts.

I would love to go while doing something I love. Like, thinking up one liners to use in every occasion or playing my DS.

How many of you will die wanking?

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THE END IS NEAR(ER)

2006-09-02T00:19:00.000+08:00

I'm no scientist, but it should be plain to see.

In theory, having 8 planets lining up is a lot easier than having 9 planets lining up.

I'm kinda worried.

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Staying Power in Sg Idol: Result of talent or cute, charming looks or evil degenerate, bad excuse for psychotic biatch fans?

2006-08-31T21:22:00.000+08:00

As the nation celebrates the departure of Joakim Gomez from the competition/popularity contest, Singapore Idol. One starts to wonder. Who put him there in the first place.

I shall start near the beginning, for much has passed. Like with Hitler and bubble tea, good has triumphed over evil. The Joakim Gomez inccident started by the very people who put him there, the judges themselves. However, this is understandable because in such a competition/popularity contest, marketable value weighs more than talent.

Then he started singing.

Bad singing.

abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, erroneous, fallacious, faulty, garbage, god-awful, gross, grungy, icky, imperfect, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, junky, lousy, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, scuzzy, sleazeball, sleazy, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, unsatisfactory singing. (http://thesaurus.reference.com)

The fans adored him and his bad excuse for singing. Or so we thought.

The judges gave him bad comments, some even sought to begging his fan not to vote for him anymore. But week after week, he gets in while a more talented somebody else gets kicked out.

Until one fine week, when all four judges concurred that he had indeed improved. He gets kicked out of the competition/popularity contest.

Therefore, I conclude that his fans are evil degenerate, bad excuse for psychotic biatch fans. People who want him in while he stinks so that he can recieve the maximun humiliation. And when he lost his usefulness, he is free to go.

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so long never blog

2006-08-28T13:26:00.000+08:00

I would like to say sorry for not blogging for 2 years, but I have no readers (anymore). So, I'll say WUSSUPLAHHUMSUPKIA, /translate How are you doing you perverted little boy?

Not sure what to blog about really. Give me some time to think first. Here goes.

Up Coming Movies That Will Probably Suck.

Today on UCMTWPS, we take a look at Michael Bay redition of a classic in the process of being butchered. Transformer.

This is Bumble Bee .
good 'ol Bumble, used to look like this
now he looks like Eva 00
after years of over eating.

nuff said. So, see you next time on UCMTWPS!!

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Dangerous Book--Death Note

2004-08-25T19:56:00.000+08:00

Death got bored, so he left his book for another to find. The person who found the book soon realised that the people whose name he writes down in the book will die in fourty seconds of heart failure unless specified by himself. He goes on a global cleansing power trip by killing convicts, fugitives and as a matter of speech, bad people. Crime rate fell as people feared that commiting crime may lead to sudden death. Some tributed this to a super hero, some were honouring him as a god, some believe that he is just a mass murderer. Amongst the latter, a man who calls himself "L". "By means of deduction "L" managed to proved that this supernatural happenings were works of a human being and is determined to apprehand this alledged "god". Now, as the owner of the book sees himself as justice for wanting to cleanse the world. "L" too, saw himself as justice for wanting to bring in a mass murderer. Two man, one argumentable issue, is killing wrong even if who you kill are evil? Is the death penalty flawed? Isn't this just a manga plot?

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There is help available.

2004-08-22T16:08:00.000+08:00

http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
Do you suffer from BTM (bad taste in music)? Do not worry. There are people who can help.

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Only for FF buFFs

2004-08-11T00:02:00.000+08:00

FF is Final Fantasy, as if you are an idiot who doesn't know.

Check out this website http://www.nuklearpower.com/ .

It contains the longest running Final Fantasy spoof comic of the first installment of the game franchise. Real funny shit. Not meaning to say that shit is funny. That is unless it looks like a monkey or maybe a boomerang or something. Nevermind.

Brief intro on the main characters.

Fighter, sword wielding idiot. Inventer of the swordchuck, a variation of the nunchucks, although one is likely to cut one's hand holding it. And the record holder of the quiet game, where the person who can shut up the longest, wins. BlackMage's bestest friend

Thief, Elven pickpocket who started off stealing in order to purchase the medicine for his father, the Elven king. However made a habit of it. Master of trickery and binding contracts.

RedMage, obsesses about stat growth, come up with useless plans, cross dresses, and has issues with his father.

BlackMage, pure evil, believes that he can overcome anything by stabbing it in the back. Easily distracted by WhiteMage's boobies. Hates Fighter.

WhiteMage, travel separately from the Light Warriors (the four former characters) although their paths crossed way too often. Finds it impossible to get through to BlackMage without hurting him yet bound by her oath as a WhiteMage to heal him, after wacking him with her mallet.

BlackBlet, martial artist simpleton, has no sense of direction and journeys with WhiteMage.

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KBOX Adventure

2004-07-28T23:49:00.000+08:00

First off, HI to Gen who found my blog, HI!.

Ok, so today was my first time going to a karaoke. Long story short, nine guys, small room, singing(??) as if they were high on coke (cola).

It was strange for me. Because I was raised with classical music, or rather, I chose to be engluf myself in real music and occasionally heavy rock for its passion, I tend to stay away from the popular culture and teen stuff.

I was trained to always support my breath, float the sound and so on. But today, it was different. In fact, it was rather freeing, to be able to blast through songs and to be on the wrong pitch.

It helps knowing that nobody else knows who you are.

It also helps when there are oldies in the song catalogue. It's precious when other people have to sit through, "my girl", "alone again naturally" and "tell laura I love her". That's right, I am an asshole too.

I'm also noticing a growing trend that some of the younger classcical artists are incooperating pop in their repetoir. Not as in separated song but classcical and pop in the same track. I do agree that they complement each other fairly well but in the way that the pop element makes the classical entity stand out much more. It's probably just me.

And remember, rock rocks.

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Review: The Whole Ten Yards

2004-07-24T23:44:00.000+08:00

The movie is bombarded by paranoia and hormonal disorder jokes, good stuff, just like meat.

Matthew Parry, who was his old Chandler Bing self, plays Oz who brings the word paranoia to a whole new level.

Bruce Willis who plays Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski, obsesses with cooking and cleaning something a real man would not do. (Sorry I didn't really mean that, it just felt fun to say) He also thinks that he's impotent.

Then there is Amanda Peet, who plays Jill, wife to Jimmy and an aspiring hitwoman. She was so precious while she did her line "but I just wanna shoot somebody" right before bursting into an uncontrollable crying frenzy. That's when Jimmy comforted her by promising to take her out to shoot people.

Ok, so the father (Lazlo) of the guy (Yanni) whom they killed in the first movie got out of prison and wants revenge. Kidnaps Cynthia, Oz's wife, then goes around trying to kill Oz and Jimmy. What happens is that while Oz and Jimmy were being shot at, Jimmy was trying to convince himself that he could actually father a child and Oz had to give him the "there, there" speech routine.

People, this movie deserves better than two stars. Bloody critics. Although you would get a better experience if you watched the first one.

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Writer's blo(g)ck

2004-07-22T11:02:00.000+08:00

I'm currently working on a script for an organization i'm obliged to work for, but I've developed writer's block. I'm not allowed to discuss the content of the script without threatening your life. Since this would be on the net, that would mean a lot of work. Therefore I shall keep this post short, since i've got writer's block.

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Sentai fans unite!!

2004-07-20T08:20:00.000+08:00

There was this once i walked into this DVD store that sells darn old japanese animes A.K.A. heaven. They even had the first two seasons of Mask Rider (and I'm not talking about that Saban crap).

So I went in, approached a sales assistant and asked if they sell any sentai series.

He gave me a queer look before saying that they don't.

The bugger must have thought that I said hentai. Either that or he doesn't know the difference. DUDE!! GET YOURSELF AN INTERNET CONNECTION DUDE!!

For those who don't know wtf sentai is, visit this website http://www.supersentai.com

Like I mention earlier, I'm not talking about the Saban crap. Haim Saban is the guy who brought the 16th sentai season or Zyuranger into America and named it Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Although MMPR totally rocked back when I was ten. Then again, I was ten.

As the Japanese Series changes seasons, it always switches to a new plot with new actors. But Saban, no, he wanted a continued storyline which made the story crap.

Take the Megazord for instance, it has to be destroyed as the japanese changes season. Acceptable? I say yes. So enters Thunder Megazord which IS the most powerful force in the universe, that HAS to be destroyed to make way for the Ninja megazord which must be the most-est powerful-est force in the universe, right? 'fraid not, enters Zeo Megazord, destroyed, enter Turbo megazord, destroyed, Space Megazord, destroyed, Galaxy Megazord, went back to their home planet. So the cycle ends. It took him seven seasons to realise that he was being a dumbass.

Then enters season Light Speed Rescue, which seems to be the most boring season of all.
Zero storyline plus zero character development. Time Force and Wild Force were ok cos they were finally following the original storyline play by play.

Then he sold the rights to Disney. Don't know why but i'm not commenting on it yet cos I've yet to see any of it.

The point is if you have a thing for giant robots that merges together and forms a SUPER giant robot. Watch the original Japanese sentai. The girls are cuter.

Is your meat...good?

2004-07-20T08:05:00.000+08:00

What is goodmeat? For people who know my secret identity, do the following
1. Negate my sirname.
2. Develope an accent as if you're speaking Chinese for the first time.
3. Read the two remaining syllables backwards.
4. Now think to yourself, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?".