Review: The Whole Ten Yards

The movie is bombarded by paranoia and hormonal disorder jokes, good stuff, just like meat.

Matthew Parry, who was his old Chandler Bing self, plays Oz who brings the word paranoia to a whole new level.

Bruce Willis who plays Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski, obsesses with cooking and cleaning something a real man would not do. (Sorry I didn't really mean that, it just felt fun to say) He also thinks that he's impotent.

Then there is Amanda Peet, who plays Jill, wife to Jimmy and an aspiring hitwoman. She was so precious while she did her line "but I just wanna shoot somebody" right before bursting into an uncontrollable crying frenzy. That's when Jimmy comforted her by promising to take her out to shoot people.

Ok, so the father (Lazlo) of the guy (Yanni) whom they killed in the first movie got out of prison and wants revenge. Kidnaps Cynthia, Oz's wife, then goes around trying to kill Oz and Jimmy. What happens is that while Oz and Jimmy were being shot at, Jimmy was trying to convince himself that he could actually father a child and Oz had to give him the "there, there" speech routine.

People, this movie deserves better than two stars. Bloody critics. Although you would get a better experience if you watched the first one.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".