Thursday, July 19, 2007

And I Will Form The Head

I wonder if anybody is able to forget the first time they see robots combine.

Apart from it being the prelude of a decisive victory, what is it that brings us awe?

The realization that we are not alone? That the pieces fit? That the world actually makes sense?

Nah, it's really all in the kickass soundtracks. I kid you not.





A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

My Theory

I have a theory that I share with some of my friends and now I'll share it here.

What if everyone in the world stop eating cows?

Cows will be able to do what they do, whatever they do and ceased to be a source of food. I have other animals to eat, wouldn't bother me much aside the occasional cow pie in the driveway.

Problem is, cows burp and fart methane. Methane is a gas that causes ozone depletion. Taking us to the equation,

if, cows /= food,
then if, given enough time
kiss the panet Earth goodbye

In the nature of self preservation, people will have to start killing cows, not for food no doubt.
Taking us to another equation,

if, cows /= food,
self preservation = cold blooded murder

Therefore, if, cows /= food,
results in either, destruction of all living things or destuction of cowkind.

There was no way to prove this theory, until today when I read that

two PETA employees , Adria Joy Hinkle 27, of 1602 Claremont Ave., Norfolk, VA, and Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of 504 Tree Top Street, Virginia Beach, VA, were arrested in June 2005, for disposing of dead animals in a shopping center's dumpster. The animals had been killed by PETA because they gave up trying to find a proper home for these animals to be placed. Police discovered 18 dead dogs, including a garbage bag containing seven puppies, in the dumpster and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. It is a common practice for PETA to euthanize healthy companion animals.

However, the North Carolina animal-cruelty trial of two PETA employees ended with a surprising result (guilty verdict for littering), but the animal rights group admitted under oath that it does, indeed, kill large numbers of animals. Our daily reports from inside the courtroom provide a rare look at one of the radical organization's most secret programs.

"Euthanasia is a better alternative to sitting in a stinking pound," Guillermo said

reference http://www.petakillsanimals.com



A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Opinions

An opinion is born within a mind.
What contributes to the birth of an opinion?
Facts, background facts, foreground facts, geographic facts, physic facts, fun facts, fact facts.

I'll bring my sweater to Hawaii in case it's cold there.
I can believe everything I see on TV.
I have the right to what ever opinion I have and will never be regarded to be wrong.

Dangerous opinions are those born premature without accurate facts.

He looks different, let's kill him.
I'll just stick my fingers into this socket and...
I think I should be able to fly if I flap hard enough.

Opinions are dangerous weapons of the mind yet without an opinion, we're but lost, like domestic pets.

Luckily for me, my constituancy was a walkover last General Election.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Slaying Dragons, ok fine, slaying 1 dragon and a whole bunch of whelps

Earlier this evening, Boris Brightbeard (Dwarf Priest) and Graccus (Human Paladin) from the Alliance, put away their differences with Gorebelly (Orc Warrior) and Kayleitha (Undead Rogue, me) of the Horde, and faced the mighty dragon Onyxia.

Ok fine, I know it's against the rules to play against Onyxia with both Alliance and Horde heros at the same time, but we're short of players. oh well..

Onyxia started the encounter by first targeting Graccus, the obvious threat. Paladins have access to all sorts of weapons and armours and the ability to heal making them very difficult to take down if left unchecked.

Stage 1 Onyxia with 20HP constantly targeted the Paladin, ignoring the attacks of the allies of the heros. This caused stage 1 Onyxia to lose steam quickly. All 4 heros survived stage 1.

Stage 2 Onyxia has 30HP. She quickly brought out whelp pit and summonded a small army of 6 1/1 whelps. Gorebelly responded with a demoralising shout causing the whelps to be reduced to 0/1 and relief for the other heros. However, the relief was short lived as Onyxia used another whelp pit while she destroyed the warrior's demoralising shout. 11 of the whelps targeted Graccus, enough to cause a fatal wound. The other 2 targeted the next target, Boris the Priest.

As Boris's class suggest, he is a healer. I suppose it is common sense for a dragon to take out the healers of the party first. But now The heros face an army of whelps of considerable size. This then as Kayleitha summoned Arnold Flem, a 4/2 Horde ally with the ability to deal 1 damage to all opposing heros and allies when he dies. As the dragon ignores the tiny rogue, she used Burinate to destroy all the hero's weapons, allies and abilities in play. Arnold fell as he takes the army of whelps with him while also dealing 1 dmg to Onyxia. She doesn't care.

Soon Gorebelly manages to equip a 7 cost Aranite Reaper and dealt 5 dmg as he swung, and Kayleitha equiped a 2 cost Barman Shanker and shanked an exausted Onyxia for 4 dmg and played a sinister strike for 5 dmg. 3 Heros enters stage 3.

Stage 3 Onyxia 50HP, has the ability to destroy all opposing heros when she has 20 resources. Time was against the remaining heros. Not long into stage 3, Onyxia summoned another army of whelps. Kayleitha responded by playing another Arnold Flem. Onyxia too, responded with Bellowing Roar and bounced Arnold flem. The whelps then proceeded to kill Boris.

And then there were 2. The weapons of the heros left were soon destroyed, or eaten. Kayleitha later managed to summon Arnold again, but Onyxia wasn't going to make the same mistake of killing him again. However, Kayleitha used a sinister strike on Arnold herself sacrificing her own ally to wiped out the army of whelps. A heart breaking moment. Gorebelly soon made the final blow to Onyxia and the heros were victorious. What's left of them anyway.

And that was how a dragon and a big bunch of whelps were slained. Horde pwnz.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Sunday, November 12, 2006

How to Apologise - as seen on McSweeney

linky
A little introduction to McSweeney. McSweeney is a complilation of the best written nonsense in the world, dare I say Universe. You can say it's like my local newspaper only better. Warning, McSweeney is extreamly addictive.

BTW, last wednesday's zbNOW's front page was an article about stikfas producing Gainax's Neo Genesis Evagelion's mechs for their 20th anniversary next year.

Thst's possible if we made the world's first timemachine, because next year, Gainax's Neo Genesis Evagelion will only be 12.

My otaku sense was tingling.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Wee Shu Min

The title will probably get me a couple more hits to my blog.

I'm not here to discuss what she said or what he said or what everyone else said. That can be found on countless other blogs. On my blog, I do things my way. I'll talk about what contributed into the making of a wee shu min.

She claims to be and probably is an elite, leads me to believe that she has no interest and probably doesn't read comic books. Fair assumption? Ok? For us commoners, who have read things like, let's say spiderman, would know that before Benjamin Parker died, he told his nephew, Peter Parker, who is spiderman (in case some elites come across my obviously non-private blog and doesn't know this), that with great power, comes great responsibility. Immortal words of a wise man.

I agree that it's hard to believe that Wee Shu Min has never come across this quote, with great power, comes great responsibility. It is entirly possible that she has indeed heard of the pharse, but is unsure what responsibility is. Is it something you eat? But I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt and say that she's not a comic fan.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Why We Have to Stay Vigilant

There is danger everywhere. Some of those dangers are close to home. The roads are unsafe
from the practical jokers who designed them.
I mean WTH. If you're not paying attention (or actually looking both way for traffic instead of in front of you), there's a 33% chance of you either falling into the bush or walking into a lamppost.
WTH. As if we don't have enough problems.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".