Why We Have to Stay Vigilant

There is danger everywhere. Some of those dangers are close to home. The roads are unsafe
from the practical jokers who designed them.
I mean WTH. If you're not paying attention (or actually looking both way for traffic instead of in front of you), there's a 33% chance of you either falling into the bush or walking into a lamppost.
WTH. As if we don't have enough problems.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".