Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Name that Holiday Contest

On 19 Sep 2006, a millitary coup took place in Thailand where not a shot was fired. That just suggest that the people taking part in the coup were carrying guns, and that shots could have been fired but were not. While I could not determine whether any punches were thrown or any low were blowed or even any cheese had been cut, this is not the point of this blog.

THE POINT. ok fine the point, is that after the coup the military leaders declared the day a public holiday. However, the name of this holiday is unknown or worse, this holiday may not even have a name. Therefore I shall take it upon myself to come up with a name fit for such a holiday. I've got,

"Let's-take-his-stuff-when-he's-not-around" Day
"Why-waste-bullets-when-they-only-have-staplers" Day
"My-tank-pwnz-allz" Day

I'm not saying Thaksin deserves it, I'm not saying he doesn't, I just need that stupid holiday to be named.

Anyone else with a holiday name?

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Friday, September 15, 2006

Demonstration on Demonstrations

It has come to my attention that we need a demonstration on demonstration. I will call it "demonstration on operation demonstration" or DOOD.

My research on the net has led me to various intel that has never been explored.

For example, this.

My research also let me to a moot point on whether demonstrations are neccessary here.

Here, I've come to the resolution that demonstrations can be tools that nurtures our young.

Therefore, I hereby declare DOOD a success.

Maybe next time I'll commence "presentation on operation presentations" or POOP.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Isn't it Nice When Random Things Combines into A Robot?

It is time I introduced the machines of this year's super sentai. GoGo Sentai Boukenger.

Such kawaii machines, let's see, starting from the top row
1 GoGo Dump
2 GoGo Formula
3 GoGo Gyro
4 GoGo Dozer
5 GoGo Marine
GoGo vehicles 1 to 5 combines into DaiBouken

He's shy but he likes to pose. Yea flex those muscles.
Only 5 you say? Ooo even more kawaii machines!

6 GoGo Drill
7 GoGo Shovel
8 GoGo Mixer
9 GoGo Crane
10 GoGo Jet
GoGo vehicles 1 to 5 combines with 6-9 to form Super DaiBouken.

Who wouldn't like the Viking hat?
I would say good night here except there's one more

SW33T MOTHER OF COMBINING ROBOTS WOOHOO! 10 mecha combine resulting in mecha orgasm. See you next time for a less geeky blog entry. If you're that lucky...

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Monday, September 04, 2006

Goodbye Mr Hunter

Mr Steve "Crikey, that's a beauty" Irwin died after a stingray barb pierced his chest while he was shooting a documentary on the Great Barrier Reef.

I for one is glad that this should be the way he went. Doing something he loves.

Would have been anti-climatic if he was to choke on a fishball and/or accidentally set fire to his kaki coloured shorts.

I would love to go while doing something I love. Like, thinking up one liners to use in every occasion or playing my DS.

How many of you will die wanking?

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

Saturday, September 02, 2006

THE END IS NEAR(ER)

I'm no scientist, but it should be plain to see.

In theory, having 8 planets lining up is a lot easier than having 9 planets lining up.

I'm kinda worried.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".