Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Only for FF buFFs

FF is Final Fantasy, as if you are an idiot who doesn't know.

Check out this website http://www.nuklearpower.com/ .

It contains the longest running Final Fantasy spoof comic of the first installment of the game franchise. Real funny shit. Not meaning to say that shit is funny. That is unless it looks like a monkey or maybe a boomerang or something. Nevermind.

Brief intro on the main characters.

Fighter, sword wielding idiot. Inventer of the swordchuck, a variation of the nunchucks, although one is likely to cut one's hand holding it. And the record holder of the quiet game, where the person who can shut up the longest, wins. BlackMage's bestest friend

Thief, Elven pickpocket who started off stealing in order to purchase the medicine for his father, the Elven king. However made a habit of it. Master of trickery and binding contracts.

RedMage, obsesses about stat growth, come up with useless plans, cross dresses, and has issues with his father.

BlackMage, pure evil, believes that he can overcome anything by stabbing it in the back. Easily distracted by WhiteMage's boobies. Hates Fighter.

WhiteMage, travel separately from the Light Warriors (the four former characters) although their paths crossed way too often. Finds it impossible to get through to BlackMage without hurting him yet bound by her oath as a WhiteMage to heal him, after wacking him with her mallet.

BlackBlet, martial artist simpleton, has no sense of direction and journeys with WhiteMage.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

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