Thursday, August 31, 2006

Staying Power in Sg Idol: Result of talent or cute, charming looks or evil degenerate, bad excuse for psychotic biatch fans?

As the nation celebrates the departure of Joakim Gomez from the competition/popularity contest, Singapore Idol. One starts to wonder. Who put him there in the first place.

I shall start near the beginning, for much has passed. Like with Hitler and bubble tea, good has triumphed over evil. The Joakim Gomez inccident started by the very people who put him there, the judges themselves. However, this is understandable because in such a competition/popularity contest, marketable value weighs more than talent.

Then he started singing.

Bad singing.

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The fans adored him and his bad excuse for singing. Or so we thought.

The judges gave him bad comments, some even sought to begging his fan not to vote for him anymore. But week after week, he gets in while a more talented somebody else gets kicked out.

Until one fine week, when all four judges concurred that he had indeed improved. He gets kicked out of the competition/popularity contest.

Therefore, I conclude that his fans are evil degenerate, bad excuse for psychotic biatch fans. People who want him in while he stinks so that he can recieve the maximun humiliation. And when he lost his usefulness, he is free to go.

A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "oh shit".

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